Ah, I remember the days of the Office Microwave and the sad little LEAN CUISINE® boxes people had stacked up in the Office Fridge. I always used to wish there was an office Iron Skillet. If it's unflavored micropop it's not as bad as BUTTER BLAST™ or whatever, but yeah, people don't bother to monitor their charge and… » 7/16/14 2:43pm 7/16/14 2:43pm

The three-way bulbs I hoarded, to the last one, failed on the first level of illumination so now they are two-ways. Compact fluourscents were a giant ripoff, and I've had many of them fail years before they were supposed to, but I'll go in on whatever I am forced to go in on, LED, sure, the Xmas lights I bought are… » 7/01/14 11:23am 7/01/14 11:23am

Jeopardy! Vs. Wheel of Fortune: Which One Makes You Feel Dumber?

I am a Thought Leader of Television, and so I've been asked to ruminate on the Big News that Jeopardy!—yeah! the exclamation point! is officially part of the title!—beat Wheel of Fortune in the ratings a coupla weeks ago, the first time in over a decade, and is this perhaps an indicator that maybe America is trending… » 6/25/14 9:41am 6/25/14 9:41am

FRAUD AT POLLS: Rahm Emanuel winning Dance-off vs. Charlie Rangel

Typical Chicago-style politics at work here, compliments of the Chicago Sun-Times, so lets try and Gerrymander the poll in the interests of Democracy! Wielder of one of the last great NYC accents, embattled-censured-up-for-reelection-in-a-tough-contest Rep. Charles Bernard "Charlie" Rangel (D, 13th District) is… » 5/22/14 11:25am 5/22/14 11:25am

Transcript of a conversation with Oscar Isaac, star of Inside Llewyn…

The interview with Oscar Isaac, star of the Coen brothers' new movie Inside Llewyn Davis, (you might have heard about it slightly less than Anchorman 2) is to take place in a very nice hotel room, and the way it works is you sit around in the lobby, and then they (the MOVIE PEOPLE) walk you up to the floor the subject… » 12/19/13 2:12am 12/19/13 2:12am